Monday, March 10, 2014

Ten Questions

Hey Adolph Hitler, what's up?

- You seemed like a busy guy back in the day, how did you handle all of your important duties to ensure an efficient Third Reich?
- Why create an "inferior" group of population in your country? Why not try and use the best of what you had, instead of trying to eliminate a race?
- How does one go about branding the Nazi party with the use of the swastika? How did the Indians feel?
- I understand you wrote a book while in prison because of your early political career. What in the book has come true and what do you wish had?
- It did seem like a good idea to team up with Japan, Italy and the USSR, but why double cross Stalin? He was such a nice guy.
- I hear you were a painter at an early age, why did you give up a life of art?
- Did you ever imagine that Japan and China would eventually completely switch political views?
- What ever happened to that underground tunnel to Britain? We may be able to use that later...
- Those Hitler Youths look awfully like Boy Scouts, did you take any hints on the uniform?
- And finally, are you sorry for ruining a mustache?

If your confused, angry, sad, or otherwise lost: Sarcasm.

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